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Breakfast Ball Invitational

"Because every round deserves a second first swing."

BBI '26 — Scottsdale, AZ
☀️ Scottsdale: 78°F — Perfect (always)
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The Schedule

Five days. Four courses. Zero excuses.

Wednesday, March 25

Arrival Day

Arrive in Phoenix. Settle in. Get loose.

🍽️ Champions Dinner
Thursday, March 26

Day 1 — First Blood

⛳ Power Ranch — 8:30am tee · $115
🍽️ Lunch @ Ocotillo
⛳ Ocotillo (9 holes) — 3:36pm tee · $64
🍽️ Joevid's 19th Hole — Asian Rice Bowls
Friday, March 27

Day 2 — The 36-Hole Grind

⛳ Camelback — 7:45am & 1:00pm tees · $438 ($289+$149)
🍽️ Joevid's 19th Hole — French Dips
Saturday, March 28

Day 3 — 18 + Happy Hour Scramble

⛳ Raven — 8:51am tee · $275 ($25 pro shop credit)
🍽️ Lunch on the go
⛳ Ocotillo (HH Scramble) — 3:45pm tee · $64
🍽️ Taco Night 🌮
Sunday, March 29

The Closer

⛳ Ak-Chin Southern Dunes — 9:30am tee · $199
🍽️ Grab lunch on the way back
🏊 Afternoon — Pool / Head home
🍽️ Leftovers or takeout
Monday, March 30

Stragglers Depart

Airport runs. Leftover Klondike bars. "We should do this more often."

Est. 2025 — Shig is the House
Last Updated: 2026-02-24
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The Teams

Drafted. Debated. Destined for glory (or embarrassment).

Team Dirt 🪨

Captain: Brannon "Dirt" Stone
  • 1.2Captain — Casey Bell
  • 2.1Stenfashion — Josh Stendara
  • 3.2Spaniard — Drew Lang
  • 4.2Prez — Adam Collier
  • 5.2Radar — Blake Raney
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Team Shigar 🚬

Captain: Nick "Shignetti" Johnson
  • 1.1Train — Adam Harris
  • 2.2Tanker — Blake Lang
  • 3.19ball — Luke Dunckley  🏆 MVP
  • 4.1Joevid — Joe Lombardo
  • 5.1CB2 — Casey Bates

The Golfers

12 men. 12 stories. Tap a card to learn the truth.

The Draft

Three weeks. Eight picks. Infinite group chat messages. Click each envelope to relive draft night.

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"Give Us a Pick"
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Snake draft format. Commissioner Captain released video reveals at his leisure — sometimes days apart, sometimes only after a Seahawks win, sometimes simply when the tequila hit right. Dec 26, 2025 through Jan 14, 2026.

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🏷️ The Evolution of Team Shigar

(Team Dirt stayed Team Dirt. Team Shig... evolved.)

Team Shig→ Team Cig 🚬→ Team Shigar→ Team Ciggy Lite→ Shig Golden Lites→ Shignetti→ Shignetti & the Shigars

Train coined "Ciggy Lite" in honor of Shig's dad's Kent Golden Lights. Dirt saw Indiana coach Cignetti on TV and "Shignetti" was born. Captain's reaction: "Shignetti is very solid and I DO NOT like it!"

🏆 Best Draft Quotes

"Captain's like Adam Silver: plenty of teasing, lots of buildup… and no announcement."
— Dirt
"That sounds like a failed sex proposal on a Friday night. Teasin. Build up. No announcement."
— Train (responding to Dirt)
"Captain doesn't negotiate with terrorists, you should know that cousin."
— Train
"It's like he's the ruler of Venezuela."
— Joevid, on Captain withholding picks
"Doesn't take ChatGPT to know he gets the last pick."
— CB2 (kill shot from the shadows)
"Shig is playing chess ♟️ I was playing hop scotch."
— Dirt
"Spell asterisk right and maybe you can sign it. #streetsmart"
— Train to 9ball
"Why do I feel like once the final pick is revealed, 9ball is going to immediately text 'GIVE US THE 2027 CAPTAINS!'"
— Captain (he's not wrong)

Lore & Traditions

The sacred texts of the BBI.

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The Flag

Winners sign it. It hangs in glory. If you haven't signed it, did you even play? 9ball "only serves the flag" — which is convenient when you've never signed it.

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Champions Dinner

Wednesday night. Mandatory attendance. Losers serve the winners. Dress code: golf casual meets unearned confidence.

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Dozer Sports Book

The DSB, tracked by Shig himself. Whiff bets. Wrong ball bets. Handicap futures. $5 minimum. The house always… well, Shig always knows.

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The Draft

Snake format. Video reveals dropped like movie trailers. 19 days for 8 picks. Captain controls the tempo with the iron fist of a Venezuelan strongman.

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The Breakfast Ball

The mulligan you take on the first tee because "that one didn't count, I wasn't ready." We built an entire invitational around it.

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Front Wipe vs. Back Wipe

The great debate. Known front wipers: Joevid, CB2. Tanker provided the definitive emoji guide: 🫳🏻 front / 🫴🏻 back / 🤌🏼 universal.

💬 BBI Group Chat (Live*)

● 11 of 12 online (Prez status: unknown)
Prez is typing...

🫧 The Zynometer

Tracking days since 9ball and Sten went cold turkey. Updated in real time. Prayers accepted.

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"Health reasons"
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"Couldn't handle the price hike"

Captain noted: "9 & Sten off the Zyn is a big BBI story to watch… Captains may have drafted differently."

The History

Where we've been. Where we're going.

2024
10 – 8
Team 19 dominated early, leading 8-4 going into Sunday. Held on for the two-point victory. The flag was signed. The losers served dinner.
2025
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Gig Harbor over Peninsula in a nail-biter. Came down to the wire at Southern Dunes. Steve Bell & Tanker secured a critical tie on 18 to seal it. Instant classic.

The Games

Because 54 holes a day wasn't enough entertainment.

🏎️ Badass Divorce

Cruise Scottsdale in a black Porsche. Text your wife for a higher score multiplier — but it gets harder to drive while you're typing. How far can you go?
Score: 0 Multiplier: 1x Best: 0
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Arrow keys / WASD / touch to steer. Space to text.

🫔 Those Aren't Nachos!

Build the perfect plate of nachos. Click ingredients to add them. When you're done, the judges will score your creation. A perfect 10 requires variety, balance, and all the essentials.

Click to add (multiple clicks = more):

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The Essentials

Don't leave home without it. Seriously.

🪵 THE BELLMONT CABINET MAFIA 🪵

You found it.

Captain (Casey Bell) — CEO of Operations

Shig (Nick Johnson) — Employee

Radar (Blake Raney) — Sales Rep

Three members of the BBI. One company. Captain is literally their boss. No wonder he's the commissioner — they can't vote against him without risking their Q4 reviews.

"I appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration."
— Captain (CEO for "go f yourself")

unts.reduce((a,b) => a+b, 0); const used = counts.filter(c => c > 0).length; if (total === 0) { alert('Add some ingredients first!'); return; } // Flavor (variety) - max 10 let flavor = Math.min(10, used * 1.2); if (used < 3) flavor = Math.max(1, used * 2); // Balance - penalize too much of one thing const maxCount = Math.max(...counts); const avgCount = total / Math.max(1, used); let balance = 10; if (maxCount > avgCount * 2.5) balance -= 3; if (maxCount > avgCount * 3.5) balance -= 3; if (maxCount >= 7) balance -= 2; balance = Math.max(1, Math.min(10, balance)); // Essentials check: chips + cheese + protein const hasChips = true; // Chips are always the base layer const hasCheese = counts[1] > 0 || counts[2] > 0; const hasProtein = counts[7] > 0 || counts[8] > 0; let essentialBonus = 0; if (hasChips) essentialBonus += 1; if (hasCheese) essentialBonus += 1; if (hasProtein) essentialBonus += 1; // Presentation - coverage/spread let presentation = Math.min(10, total * 0.8); if (used >= 6) presentation = Math.min(10, presentation + 2); if (total > 25) presentation -= 2; // too much is a mess presentation = Math.max(1, Math.min(10, presentation)); // Overall let overall = (flavor * 0.3 + balance * 0.3 + presentation * 0.2 + essentialBonus * 2 * 0.2); if (essentialBonus < 3) overall *= 0.7; if (used >= 8 && balance >= 7 && essentialBonus === 3) overall = Math.min(10, overall + 1); overall = Math.max(1, Math.min(10, Math.round(overall * 10) / 10)); document.getElementById('ns-flavor').textContent = Math.round(flavor * 10) / 10; document.getElementById('ns-balance').textContent = Math.round(balance * 10) / 10; document.getElementById('ns-present').textContent = Math.round(presentation * 10) / 10; document.getElementById('ns-overall').textContent = overall; // Comment let comment = ''; if (overall >= 9) comment = '"These nachos are ELITE. Flag-signing worthy. Joevid is crying."'; else if (overall >= 7) comment = '"Solid build. You clearly know your way around a nacho plate. Captain would approve."'; else if (overall >= 5) comment = '"Decent effort, but there\'s room for improvement. Like Tanker\'s golf game."'; else if (overall >= 3) comment = '"This is... a choice. Did Prez build this? It has the same energy as his text messages."'; else comment = '"You put literally nothing on this plate. This is the CB2 of nachos — nowhere to be found."'; if (!hasChips) comment += ' Also, nachos without chips? That\'s just a sad pile.'; if (!hasProtein) comment += ' No protein? You\'re basically serving a garnish plate.'; document.getElementById('nachoComment').textContent = comment; document.getElementById('nachoResults').style.display = 'block'; renderLeaderboard('nacho-lb', 'nachos', overall); } // Initialize nacho game — buttons must exist before resetNachos calls updateIngButtons initNachoButtons(); resetNachos(); // ============ LEADERBOARD ============ async function fetchLeaderboard(game) { try { const r = await fetch('/api/leaderboard?game=' + game); return await r.json(); } catch(e) { return []; } } async function submitScore(game, name, score) { try { const r = await fetch('/api/leaderboard', {method:'POST', headers:{'Content-Type':'application/json'}, body:JSON.stringify({game,name,score})}); return await r.json(); } catch(e) { return []; } } function renderLeaderboard(containerId, game, currentScore) { const el = document.getElementById(containerId); if (!el) return; el.innerHTML = '
🏆 Leaderboard
'; fetchLeaderboard(game).then(function(scores) { renderLBList(containerId + '-list', scores); }); } function renderLBList(listId, scores) { var el = document.getElementById(listId); if (!el) return; if (!scores || scores.length === 0) { el.innerHTML = '
  • No scores yet. Be the first!
    • '; return; } el.innerHTML = scores.map(function(s,i) { return '
  • #'+(i+1)+''+s.name+''+s.score+'
    • '; }).join(''); } async function submitLB(containerId, game, score) { var nameEl = document.getElementById(containerId + '-name'); var name = nameEl ? nameEl.value.trim() : ''; if (!name) { alert('Enter your name!'); return; } var scores = await submitScore(game, name, score); renderLBList(containerId + '-list', scores); if (nameEl) { nameEl.disabled = true; } var btn = nameEl ? nameEl.nextElementSibling : null; if (btn) { btn.disabled = true; btn.textContent = 'Submitted!'; } }