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Breakfast Ball Invitational

"Because every round deserves a second first swing."

BBI '26 — Scottsdale, AZ
☀️ Scottsdale: 78°F — Perfect (always)
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The Schedule

Five days. Four courses. Zero excuses.

Wednesday, March 25

Arrival Day

Arrive in Phoenix. Settle in. Get loose.

🍽️ Champions Dinner
Thursday, March 26

Day 1 — First Blood

⛳ Power Ranch — 8:30am tee · $115
🍽️ Lunch @ Ocotillo
⛳ Ocotillo (9 holes) — 3:36pm tee · $64
🍽️ Joevid's 19th Hole — Asian Rice Bowls
Friday, March 27

Day 2 — The 36-Hole Grind

⛳ Camelback — 7:45am & 1:00pm tees · $438 ($289+$149)
🍽️ Joevid's 19th Hole — French Dips
Saturday, March 28

Day 3 — 18 + Happy Hour Scramble

⛳ Raven — 8:51am tee · $275 ($25 pro shop credit)
🍽️ Lunch on the go
⛳ Ocotillo (HH Scramble) — 3:45pm tee · $64
🍽️ Taco Night 🌮
Sunday, March 29

The Closer

⛳ Ak-Chin Southern Dunes — 9:30am tee · $199
🍽️ Grab lunch on the way back
🏊 Afternoon — Pool / Head home
🍽️ Leftovers or takeout
Monday, March 30

Stragglers Depart

Airport runs. Leftover Klondike bars. "We should do this more often."

The Golfers

12 men. 12 stories. Tap a card to learn the truth.

The Teams

Drafted. Debated. Destined for glory (or embarrassment).

Team Dirt 🪨

Captain: Brannon "Dirt" Stone
  • 1.2Captain — Casey Bell
  • 2.1Stenfashion — Josh Stendara
  • 3.2Spaniard — Drew Lang
  • 4.1Joevid — Joe Lombardo
  • 5.2Radar — Blake Raney
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Team Shigar 🚬

Captain: Nick "Shignetti" Johnson
  • 1.1Train — Adam Harris
  • 2.2Tanker — Blake Lang
  • 3.19ball — Luke Dunckley  🏆 MVP
  • 4.2Prez — Adam Collier
  • 5.1CB2 — Casey Bates

The Draft

Three weeks. Eight picks. Infinite group chat messages.

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"Give Us a Pick"

Lore & Traditions

The sacred texts of the BBI.

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The Flag

Winners sign it. It hangs in glory. If you haven't signed it, did you even play? 9ball "only serves the flag" — which is convenient when you've never signed it.

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Champions Dinner

Wednesday night. Mandatory attendance. Losers serve the winners. Dress code: golf casual meets unearned confidence.

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Dozer Sports Book

The DSB, tracked by Shig himself. Whiff bets. Wrong ball bets. Handicap futures. $5 minimum. The house always… well, Shig always knows.

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The Draft

Snake format. Video reveals dropped like movie trailers. 19 days for 8 picks. Captain controls the tempo with the iron fist of a Venezuelan strongman.

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The Breakfast Ball

The mulligan you take on the first tee because "that one didn't count, I wasn't ready." We built an entire invitational around it.

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Front Wipe vs. Back Wipe

The great debate. Known front wipers: Joevid, CB2. Tanker provided the definitive emoji guide: 🫳🏻 front / 🫴🏻 back / 🤌🏼 universal.

💬 BBI Group Chat (Live*)

● 11 of 12 online (Prez status: unknown)
Prez is typing...

🫧 The Zynometer

Tracking days since 9ball and Sten went cold turkey. Updated in real time. Prayers accepted.

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"Health reasons"
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"Couldn't handle the price hike"

Captain noted: "9 & Sten off the Zyn is a big BBI story to watch… Captains may have drafted differently."

BBI Arcade

Because 54 holes a day wasn't enough entertainment.

Badass Divorce
🏎️ Badass Divorce
Cruise Scottsdale in a black Porsche. Text the wife for a higher multiplier.
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 Those Aren't Nachos!
🫔 Those Aren't Nachos!
Build the perfect plate. The judges will score your creation.
▶ Play Now
 Joe vs. The Woke-ano
🥊 Joe vs. The Woke-ano
Punch through hordes of angry libs. Pop Ivermectin for power-ups.
▶ Play Now

The Essentials

Don't leave home without it. Seriously.

The History

Where we've been. Where we're going.

2024
10 – 8
Team 19 dominated early, leading 8-4 going into Sunday. Held on for the two-point victory. The flag was signed. The losers served dinner.
📜 Relive BBI 2024
2025
9 – 8
Gig Harbor over Peninsula in a nail-biter. Came down to the wire at Southern Dunes. Steve Bell & Tanker secured a critical tie on 18 to seal it. Instant classic.
📜 Relive BBI 2025

🪵 THE BELLMONT CABINET MAFIA 🪵

You found it.

Captain (Casey Bell) — CEO of Operations

Shig (Nick Johnson) — Employee

Radar (Blake Raney) — Sales Rep

Three members of the BBI. One company. Captain is literally their boss. No wonder he's the commissioner — they can't vote against him without risking their Q4 reviews.

"I appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration."
— Captain (CEO for "go f yourself")