
"Because every round deserves a second first swing."
Five days. Four courses. Zero excuses.
Arrive in Phoenix. Settle in. Get loose.
Airport runs. Leftover Klondike bars. "We should do this more often."
12 men. 12 stories. Tap a card to learn the truth.
Drafted. Debated. Destined for glory (or embarrassment).
Three weeks. Eight picks. Infinite group chat messages.
The sacred texts of the BBI.
Winners sign it. It hangs in glory. If you haven't signed it, did you even play? 9ball "only serves the flag" — which is convenient when you've never signed it.
Wednesday night. Mandatory attendance. Losers serve the winners. Dress code: golf casual meets unearned confidence.
The DSB, tracked by Shig himself. Whiff bets. Wrong ball bets. Handicap futures. $5 minimum. The house always… well, Shig always knows.
Snake format. Video reveals dropped like movie trailers. 19 days for 8 picks. Captain controls the tempo with the iron fist of a Venezuelan strongman.
The mulligan you take on the first tee because "that one didn't count, I wasn't ready." We built an entire invitational around it.
The great debate. Known front wipers: Joevid, CB2. Tanker provided the definitive emoji guide: 🫳🏻 front / 🫴🏻 back / 🤌🏼 universal.
Tracking days since 9ball and Sten went cold turkey. Updated in real time. Prayers accepted.
Captain noted: "9 & Sten off the Zyn is a big BBI story to watch… Captains may have drafted differently."
Because 54 holes a day wasn't enough entertainment.
Don't leave home without it. Seriously.
Where we've been. Where we're going.
You found it.
Captain (Casey Bell) — CEO of Operations
Shig (Nick Johnson) — Employee
Radar (Blake Raney) — Sales Rep
Three members of the BBI. One company. Captain is literally their boss. No wonder he's the commissioner — they can't vote against him without risking their Q4 reviews.
"I appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration."
— Captain (CEO for "go f yourself")