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Breakfast Ball Invitational

"Because every round deserves a second first swing."

BBI '26 — Scottsdale, AZ
🔥 Scottsdale: 92–97°F this week — Bring sunscreen (it's spicy)
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The Schedule

Five days. Four courses. Zero excuses.

🏠 BBI HEADQUARTERS
3655 S Jojoba Way, Chandler, AZ 85248 · Zestimate® $1,089,000 🏡
Ocotillo area · 12 guys · 1 fridge · 0 chance it survives the week
Wednesday, March 25

Arrival Day

Arrive in Phoenix. Settle in. Get loose.

☀️ 96°F Hi / 78°F Lo · Clear · Wind 4 mph (live forecast)
👕 Lightweight shorts & breathable polo. Sunscreen is mandatory — zero cloud cover and near triple digits. Hat + sunglasses essential.
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🌙 TONIGHT'S DINNER
Champions Dinner
Tenderloin · Shrimp · Wedge Salad · Losers serve
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Thursday, March 26

Day 1 — First Blood

☀️ 97°F Hi / 79°F Lo · Clear · Wind 10 mph (live forecast)
👕 Hottest day of the trip. Light colors, moisture-wicking everything. Bring extra water to the course. A cooling towel wouldn't hurt.
Power Ranch Golf Club
⏰ 8:30am 💵 $115 🚗 ~15 min
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🍽️ Lunch @ Tillo's Kitchen & Patio ▾
Ocotillo (9 holes)
⏰ 3:36pm 💵 $64 🚗 ~5 min
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🌙 TONIGHT'S DINNER
Asian Rice Bowls
Poke · Chicken thigh · Pickled veggies · Avocado
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Friday, March 27

Day 2 — The 36-Hole Grind

🌤️ 96°F Hi / 77°F Lo · Mostly Clear · Wind 8 mph (live forecast)
👕 36 holes today — dress light, pack a spare shirt for the afternoon round. Sunscreen reapply at the turn. Stay hydrated or you won't make it to round 2.
Camelback — Morning 18
⏰ 7:45am 💵 $289 🚗 ~35 min
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🍽️ Lunch @ Tavern 37 (Camelback Clubhouse) ▸
Camelback — Afternoon 18
⏰ 1:00pm 💵 $149 📍 Already there
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🌙 TONIGHT'S DINNER
Steak Sandwiches
Artisan bread · Cheeses · Caramelized onion · Salad
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Saturday, March 28

Day 3 — 18 + Happy Hour Scramble

🌤️ 92°F Hi / 74°F Lo · Partly Cloudy · Wind 14 mph (live forecast)
👕 Slight cool-down but still 90s. Windier — keep the hat snug. Light layers for the evening scramble if it drops after sunset.
Raven Golf Club
⏰ 8:51am 💵 $275 (+$25 shop credit) 🚗 ~20 min
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🍽️ Lunch on the way back from Raven ▾
Ocotillo (HH Scramble)
⏰ 3:45pm 💵 $64 🚗 ~5 min
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🌙 TONIGHT'S DINNER
Taco Night
Chicken · Poke · Steak · Pico · Salsa · Don't be nasty
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Sunday, March 29

The Closer

🌤️ 84°F Hi / 77°F Lo · Overcast · Wind 16 mph (live forecast)
👕 Coolest golf day — still warm but manageable. Gusty winds, so a pullover for the morning wouldn't be crazy. Last round, leave it all out there.
Ak-Chin Southern Dunes
⏰ 9:30am 💵 $199 🚗 ~35 min
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🍽️ Lunch on the way back from Ak-Chin ▾
🏊 Afternoon — Pool / Head home
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🌙 TONIGHT'S "DINNER"
Fend for Yourself
Leftovers · Mystery fridge · Joe has checked out
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Monday, March 30

Stragglers Depart

Airport runs. Leftover Klondike bars. "We should do this more often."

🌦️ 81°F Hi / 68°F Lo · Light Drizzle Possible · Wind 20 mph (live forecast)
👕 Windiest day — maybe some drizzle. Travel clothes are fine. Throw a light rain jacket in your carry-on just in case.
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The Golfers

12 men. 12 stories. Tap a card to learn the truth.

The Teams

Drafted. Debated. Destined for glory (or embarrassment).

Team Dirt 🪨

Captain: Brannon "Dirt" Stone
  • 1.2Captain — Casey Bell
  • 2.1Stenfashion — Josh Stendara
  • 3.2Spaniard — Drew Lang
  • 4.1Joevid — Joe Lombardo
  • 5.2Radar — Blake Raney
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Team Shigar 🚬

Captain: Nick "Shignetti" Johnson
  • 1.1Train — Adam Harris
  • 2.2Tanker — Blake Lang
  • 3.19ball — Luke Dunckley  🏆 MVP
  • 4.2Prez — Adam Collier
  • 5.1CB2 — Casey Bates

The Draft

Three weeks. Eight picks. Infinite group chat messages.

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"Give Us a Pick"

Lore & Traditions

The sacred texts of the BBI.

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The Flag

Winners sign it. It hangs in glory. If you haven't signed it, did you even play? 9ball "only serves the flag" — which is convenient when you've never signed it.

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Champions Dinner

Wednesday night. Mandatory attendance. Losers serve the winners. Dress code: golf casual meets unearned confidence.

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Dozer Sports Book

The DSB, tracked by Shig himself. Whiff bets. Wrong ball bets. Handicap futures. $5 minimum. The house always… well, Shig always knows.

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The Draft

Snake format. Video reveals dropped like movie trailers. 19 days for 8 picks. Captain controls the tempo with the iron fist of a Venezuelan strongman.

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The Breakfast Ball

The mulligan you take on the first tee because "that one didn't count, I wasn't ready." We built an entire invitational around it.

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Front Wipe vs. Back Wipe

The great debate. Known front wipers: Joevid, CB2. Tanker provided the definitive emoji guide: 🫳🏻 front / 🫴🏻 back / 🤌🏼 universal.

💬 BBI Group Chat (Live*)

● 11 of 12 online (Prez status: unknown)
Prez is typing...

🫧 The Zynometer

Tracking days since 9ball and Sten went cold turkey. Updated in real time. Prayers accepted.

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9ball
"Health reasons"
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Sten
"Couldn't handle the price hike"

Captain noted: "9 & Sten off the Zyn is a big BBI story to watch… Captains may have drafted differently."

BBI Arcade

Because 54 holes a day wasn't enough entertainment.

Badass Divorce
🏎️ Badass Divorce
Cruise Scottsdale in a black Porsche. Text the wife for a higher multiplier.
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 Those Aren't Nachos!
🫔 Those Aren't Nachos!
Build the perfect plate. The judges will score your creation.
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 Joe vs. The Woke-ano
🥊 Joe vs. The Woke-ano
Punch through hordes of angry libs. Pop Ivermectin for power-ups.
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The Essentials

Don't leave home without it. Seriously.

📋 Community Requests

Think we need something? Request it. The people will vote.

The History

Where we've been. Where we're going.

2024
10 – 8
Team 19 dominated early, leading 8-4 going into Sunday. Held on for the two-point victory. The flag was signed. The losers served dinner.
📜 Relive BBI 2024
2025
9 – 8
Gig Harbor over Peninsula in a nail-biter. Came down to the wire at Southern Dunes. Steve Bell & Tanker secured a critical tie on 18 to seal it. Instant classic.
📜 Relive BBI 2025

🪵 THE BELLMONT CABINET MAFIA 🪵

You found it.

Captain (Casey Bell) — CEO of Operations

Shig (Nick Johnson) — Employee

Radar (Blake Raney) — Sales Rep

Three members of the BBI. One company. Captain is literally their boss. No wonder he's the commissioner — they can't vote against him without risking their Q4 reviews.

"I appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration."
— Captain (CEO for "go f yourself")